Hello all!!! sorry about the lack of activity on my page but, my other duties needed some attending too...
anyway... a lot has happen since my last post... wheelchair jimmy may really be in a wheelchair {shocker i kno}, florida was full of crazy shenanigans, and a plethora of men have been trying to sweep me off my feet with lame pick up lines... so this caused me to reminisce about all the lame pick up lines i heard my entire life.... this blog will highlight the funniest, weirdest, and most random of those lines starting with....
1)Excuse me whats you name?
now i kno your thinking "whats wrong with that pick up line????"... now it may sound harmless but, let me tell you the story...
i was in 10th grade, my extracurricular activities were canceled for the day... so me and my friend at the time were bored and decided to make a trip to times square to go to trl 'cause we heard some one famous would be there... so we make the journey to times square and realize we are hungry... i look in my pocket and see i have 4 dollars to my name so the dollar menu was my only option... {hey times were rough back then}so we walk in to mickey d's, finding nemo was playing on the screens around the establishment and i order my regular at the time which consisted of fries, two apple pies, and a big n tasty... i had a sprite remix in my bag so i was good with the drink... LQTM anyway... as we were leaving the store there happened to be a crowd of rowdy looking boys by the door.. none really attractive so we tried to make our exit as quick as possible... but, as my luck would have it a small child fell in front of us spill her food and drink all on the ground giving these guys a chance to go in for the kill... then i heard someone singing the chorus from that jay-z and pharrell song Excuse me, whats your name? and he paused like i was obligated to supply him with my name?!?!... i looked at him like he was re-tard as they say in the hangover and politely asked him to finish the song... it wasnt my fault he was unattractive with a lame pick up line... well i abruptly left out of that store almost knocking over that small child with balance issues...
2) Is there any more room for me in those khakis?
this one happened in 11th grade... it was my first day at that crap-tastic school known to the world as forest park senior high in baltimore city... i was rocking the school uniform which consisted of khaki pants and a black polo and a black nike gym bag as a backpack. i was with my cousin and was kinda nervous cause it was my first day after all... somehow angie disappeared and left me all alone on the football field when this occurred. A fellow who im goin to call justin from here on out approached me singing ginuwine's "in those jeans" but, he seemed to twist the song to fit his mood... or should i say me... "lookin good lookin right... girl can you tell me if there is room for me... in those KHAKIS" I instantly busted out in laughter to his face, none the less.... because that line was so wack.... lol word to the wise don't ever change the lyrics of songs as a pick up line because it never works... lol
well... im drawing a mind blank right about now so i will just discuss one more pick up line before hitting the hay....
3. "Girl you look so sexci when you pass out
so, this one actually occurred in florida during the infamous blue and white weekend... {my first one ever!!!} lol and i just left the mardi gras themed sigma party and decided to rest my eyes on the ride home... being the heavy sleeper that i am... i didnt hear any trying to wake me up or mess with me as i rested... so after i finally reached headquarters {i.e: the hotel... lol} i noticed i had received several txts from that short ride home... one that stated that "girl... you looks so sexci when you pass out..." FYI for those of you out there that do not know that but, never i repeat never tell a girl that she looks sexy when she is passed out... especially when its spelled like that... LOL.. of course my LS, ADP,and SS got a good chuckle outta this txt, as did i but, imn still baffled as to why this sir deemed it ok to send me such a txt... i sure hope no females ever respond to such a txt....
anywho... im done with this soap box... until next time... LOL
