so... the other day me and my SS were chilling and listening to the latest trey songz album "ready" and track number three came on.... i'm going to wait to see if any true trey songz fans out there can guess which song is that??? lol im tired of waiting so i will just tell you... it's one of my favorite songs "i invented sex"
above is the new video that premiered yesterday on twitter {which i recently joined because of mr. tremaine but, that is neither here nor there} but, back to me and my SS topic... and she asked me what would a man have to do to make me think he invented sex...
"girl when i pull back them sheets and you climb on top of me girl you gon' think, girl you gon' think girl you gon' think, girl you gon' think you gon' think I {meaning trey} invented sex"
ok.... so after reviewing all the evidence.. ie: the video and the snippet of the chorus mr. songz has yet to prove to me that he has invented anything close to sex INFACT, he prove to me that homegirl actually has more claim to that statement then he does....
so my question to you world is what does mr. songz or any fellow for that matter have to do to you to make you think he infact was the inventor of sex!!! lol post your answers to the comments and make them good... LOL
so this morning as i was getting dressed for class and watching my normal routine of MTV/VH1 music videos when i was startled by a behind the music special..... now typically i would just turn my TV off and turn on the radio but, i discover the episode was all about the newest king of hip hop... now, if you know anything about me you know i love LOVE <3 MUSIC!!! so i wanted to see who VH1 dubbed the new king of hip hop... you will soon learn i was just as upset by their answer....
LIL FREAKIN WAYNE... are you serious!!!
now, im not goin to front, i do listen to lil wayne... "Mr. Carter" is one of my favorite songs... but, i would never go as far as to say that he is the king of hip hop.... anywho... after the small intro of course i was drawn in to learn about the life of lil wayne...
no offense to lil wayne but, his life is freakin HI-larious... From him giving a shout out to the girl he lost his virginity too.... "i was 11... she was 13... we sill cool to this day... matter of fact i want to give her a shout out" to having a hustler for a step daddy that offered stability to his family {never in my life have i heard that a hustler can bring stability but, anyways..... ICD} there is just so much to discuss i don't even know where to start.... LOL
I'm just goin to post the behind the music vids and let them speak for themselves because that's how awful the show was this morning... lol
Hello all!!! sorry about the lack of activity on my page but, my other duties needed some attending too...
anyway... a lot has happen since my last post... wheelchair jimmy may really be in a wheelchair {shocker i kno}, florida was full of crazy shenanigans, and a plethora of men have been trying to sweep me off my feet with lame pick up lines... so this caused me to reminisce about all the lame pick up lines i heard my entire life.... this blog will highlight the funniest, weirdest, and most random of those lines starting with....
1)Excuse me whats you name?
now i kno your thinking "whats wrong with that pick up line????"... now it may sound harmless but, let me tell you the story...
i was in 10th grade, my extracurricular activities were canceled for the day... so me and my friend at the time were bored and decided to make a trip to times square to go to trl 'cause we heard some one famous would be there... so we make the journey to times square and realize we are hungry... i look in my pocket and see i have 4 dollars to my name so the dollar menu was my only option... {hey times were rough back then}so we walk in to mickey d's, finding nemo was playing on the screens around the establishment and i order my regular at the time which consisted of fries, two apple pies, and a big n tasty... i had a sprite remix in my bag so i was good with the drink... LQTM anyway... as we were leaving the store there happened to be a crowd of rowdy looking boys by the door.. none really attractive so we tried to make our exit as quick as possible... but, as my luck would have it a small child fell in front of us spill her food and drink all on the ground giving these guys a chance to go in for the kill... then i heard someone singing the chorus from that jay-z and pharrell song Excuse me, whats your name? and he paused like i was obligated to supply him with my name?!?!... i looked at him like he was re-tard as they say in the hangover and politely asked him to finish the song... it wasnt my fault he was unattractive with a lame pick up line... well i abruptly left out of that store almost knocking over that small child with balance issues...
2) Is there any more room for me in those khakis?
this one happened in 11th grade... it was my first day at that crap-tastic school known to the world as forest park senior high in baltimore city... i was rocking the school uniform which consisted of khaki pants and a black polo and a black nike gym bag as a backpack. i was with my cousin and was kinda nervous cause it was my first day after all... somehow angie disappeared and left me all alone on the football field when this occurred. A fellow who im goin to call justin from here on out approached me singing ginuwine's "in those jeans" but, he seemed to twist the song to fit his mood... or should i say me... "lookin good lookin right... girl can you tell me if there is room for me... in those KHAKIS" I instantly busted out in laughter to his face, none the less.... because that line was so wack.... lol word to the wise don't ever change the lyrics of songs as a pick up line because it never works... lol
well... im drawing a mind blank right about now so i will just discuss one more pick up line before hitting the hay....
3. "Girl you look so sexci when you pass out
so, this one actually occurred in florida during the infamous blue and white weekend... {my first one ever!!!} lol and i just left the mardi gras themed sigma party and decided to rest my eyes on the ride home... being the heavy sleeper that i am... i didnt hear any trying to wake me up or mess with me as i rested... so after i finally reached headquarters {i.e: the hotel... lol} i noticed i had received several txts from that short ride home... one that stated that "girl... you looks so sexci when you pass out..." FYI for those of you out there that do not know that but, never i repeat never tell a girl that she looks sexy when she is passed out... especially when its spelled like that... LOL.. of course my LS, ADP,and SS got a good chuckle outta this txt, as did i but, imn still baffled as to why this sir deemed it ok to send me such a txt... i sure hope no females ever respond to such a txt....
anywho... im done with this soap box... until next time... LOL
as this summer progresses there have been several hit songs on the radio that have been about me {not to toot my own horn but, TOOT TOOT}. well here are those hits and how they fit me....
Best I Ever Had by Drake
gosh wheelchair jimmy has pretty eyes... but, back to my original point this song is clearly about me... he even says it at the beginning of the song....
you know a lot of girls be... thinking My songs are about them, this is not to get confused this ones for you {mece}...
so it's only natural that i love this song... then he goes on to list all my attributes and how we gonna do it real big... and how im up on everything and other hoes are never on it...he wants this forever and he could spend the rest of his life for me.. {sigh}
now i kno your thinking where was this concept in his video?
but, i let drake tweak the concept to let all the girls in the world think they were the best... i can't be killing peoples self esteem now... lqtm
im just goin to end this song by leaving you with a simple quote that clearly means he is discussing me...
sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on that's when youre the prettiest I hope that you don't take it wrong
of course i don't!!!! gnr!!! now my next song is...
Take U Home 2 My Mama by The Dream
now this song is about me for so many reasons... for one i LOVE to dance... and after one dance with me...you are goin to try and wife me.... LQTM
that's when i seen you you you you you you doing what you do do do do do now why you ain't my girlfriend i had to run right up out of the VI pop that i seen you drop that now i'm like do that again aw shawty do that again i don't believe it 'till i see it shawty, do that again i'mma take you home to my momma shawty do that again, shawty do that again.
im sorry this song didnt have as much analysis as drake's... but, this song is so self explanatory there was really no need...now my next song has been one of my faves since winter 09 but with its remix is finally get play...
Ego {remix} by beyonce ft. Kanye West
now beyond all the sexual innuendos placed in this song... {i got a big ah ahem EGO ... LOL}, this song is actually talking about me and my future partner and how we are a great power couple... for instance....
you don't need to call into work 'cause you're the boss, for real, want you to show me how you feel, i consider myself lucky, that's a big deal,
ta-ha... the good life as kanyezzy would say... but there is so much more in this song that talks about me...
some call it arrogant, i call it confident, you decide when you find on what i'm working with, damn i know i'm killing you with them legs, better yet them thighs, matter a fact it's my smile or maybe my eyes, boy you a site to see, kind of something like me,
SEE... if you knew me.. then you would kno for sure that was all me right there... lol
here's the remix vid for those of you who didnt see..
this will be the last song i will discuss in this sitting cause im getting kinda hungry....
Knock You Down by Keri Hilson Ft Ne-Yo and Kanye West
now... this is a song that shows my tru humble side because i am humble person.. NO LIE!!! lol
now, i just assuming this here but, we have all been in love before and hurt by love as well... love is full of mystery and we never kno what we are goin to get which kinda scares me... but, tru to me you either gotta go hard or go home... you feel me???
say you gotta put the good with the bad, happy and the sad so will u bring a better future than i had in the past oh Cause, i don't wanna make the same mistakes i did i don't wanna fall back on my face again whoa, whoa, i'll admit it, i was scared to answer love's call whoa, whoa, and if it hits better make it worth the fall
also relationships are also full of a bunch of hearsay as well... {lalala... i saw mece dancing with some dude talking about how he was goin to take her home to his mama... lalala} and people fall victim to dumb advice... but, my home boy kanyezzy has again given me great insight and made me realize...
how could a goddess ask, someone that's only average for advice, OMG, you listen to that b****? Whoa, it's me, baby this is tragic
{sigh}... he was right... 'cause we had it, we was magic... LOL... but,now im done talking about me and drake is on singing about me again... lol
well have a great morning all and im about to make some breakfast... YUM!
songs that i love that have nothing to do with me: Every Girl by Lil Wayne, Drake, and some other guys
LOL Smiley Face by Trey Songz
Break Up by Mario, Gucci Mane, Young P, and Sean Garrett
so, today me and some of my colleagues got into a heated discussion about the song "birthday sex" by jeremih. now, i say there is nothing wrong with one engaging in sexual escapades on one's birthday but really listen to the lyrics....
"it's you birthday so i kno you want to ride out..." i would think ohhhh... where are we going???
"even if we only go to my house" i would think darn i guess...
"sip mo-ezzy as we sit upon my couch" i would think moet is expensive... maybe he did go all out for my special day???
"feels good, but i kno you want to cry out..." me: cry about what?? i'm happy...
"you say you want passion, i think you found it" me: where is this headed jeremih???
"get ready for action, don't be astounded" me: baby, i thought you said you had a surprise for me??
"we switching positions, you feel surrounded" me thinking: i do feel surrounded
"tell me where you want your gift girl.." me: over on that table right there... WAIT is this my gift???
then he goes into this whole tirade of how he has been feenin for this and dreaming about this for like almost forever... and how you don't need candles or cake to make good birthday sex....
THIS HAS TO BE THE CHEAPEST GIFT KNOWN TO MAN!!!!
not to say that a female is materialistic but, a gift could use a little more creativity... like a handmade card... {you kno the kind with little redeemable coupons}... or maybe he could've made dinner with that moet... or maybe spice things up by taking her elsewhere... but, birthday sex at his house {which probably happens there at a regular basis... smh} is not goin to be the memorable gift i think you were goin for... {sigh}
well... thats all i have to rant about for now... ttyl!!!!
This is my first free standing blog {Yay!}...I guess I will start by introducing myself...
my name is Jamece but, most of my friends call me mece... im the oldest of 7.. im was born and raise in NY but, now i currently reside in MD... and that's all the information i will enlighten you guys with... LOL
well... thats all i have to say for now... so have a good afternoon and please read my blog!!!!
